Live It! Learn It! Suck It! Be It!

A guide to express yourself the way nature planned it:

I try to be artistic, environmentally-conscience and a good singer when driving.

I also try to practice kindness, compassion and an average sexual appetite.

Furthermore my goal is to be respected and undo all the wrong-doings on this planet, while tapdancing across the boardwalk like Fred and Ginger did. 
All those things I want to accomplish by being a beautiful person.
I try very hard to live, learn and be all of those things.

I generally fail at all of these things and that sucks big time.