Suck It! Sexy Edition.

'There's a good chance I don't want to see you naked. 

So when you randomly unzip your pants for me, don't think I'm going to be obligated to do the same. 
In fact, I don't unzip that easily. 
Modesty is a treasure - start protecting that treasure. 
And put that disgusting, rotten flesh away.'

Random Stranger in the year 2012